ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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