i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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