He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
