do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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