marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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