I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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