Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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