My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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