that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
