Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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