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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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