I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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