I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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