Can Purell be used as lube?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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