bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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