Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
NoShamevember. You game?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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