Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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