return my video game
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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