Already got asked if we're dating
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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