so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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