My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
oh god the rape fog is back!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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