I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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