Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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