Don't you send me to vm
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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