Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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