I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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