So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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