It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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