R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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