I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.