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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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