hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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