so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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