I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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