it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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