oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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