ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
this just has baby written all over it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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