You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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