what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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