She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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