i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
What a dumb baby whore.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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