he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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