I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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