But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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