Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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