do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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