Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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