My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she looked like the before picture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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