I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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