I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just invented taco cereal.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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