Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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