Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Your cock deserves a montage
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
