I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
