Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Are my feet made of real feet?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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