im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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