you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
