In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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