I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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