During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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