Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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