Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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